Murder charge and death penalty got you down?

You need expert lawyer to manipulate judge and jury!

Activists of the Ukrainian Women's Movement "FEMEN" celebrate after attorneys Podkopayeva & Piskun get dyke in blue hat acquitted for killing male tennis player with golf club!

In Ukraine, people don’t like the idea of a lesbian killing nobody.  People got the idea that lesbians are weird, and when you shoot or stab or run over somebody, gonna be tough to convince a jury you did it by accident.

The attorneys at Law Offices of Podkopayeva & Piskun are expert at getting lesbians off.  Plus we good at murder acquittals, too!  Call +38 66 317-7753 before it’s too late!

Our experience is that most murders committed by somebody who is a lez are accidental.  You could kill your sweetheart’s brother, or her boss, or even her taxi driver, or just some guy that look at you funny cause you a dyke, and we gonna help you come up with solid defense.

Your attorney need to be a person who is not just a lez but also good at creation of believable excuse to lay on judge and jury.  Like for instance, “But Your Honor – he try to rape me!” and “But Your Honor – he tell me he have your 6-years-old daughter tied up in his basement and I try to do you favor!”

Believe us, it work every time, cause judge usually a male and therefore more worry about getting hands on some woman than in making sense out of rambling from defense attorneys!

Go to Recent Cases page to see how we get all kind of money for our clients in murder and death penalty cases.  Clit here.   (Hey, at least we better at getting acquittals than spotting typos, so we leave the word in on this one!)

Law Offices of Podkopayeva & Piskun

We know how to get any lesbian off!

Pr. Illyitcha, 88, first floor
Donetsk, Ukraine, Russia
+38 66 317-7753
Want to send e-mail?  Clit here.  (Damn, do it again!)

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