About Lilia & Elena

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Attorney Podkopayeva

Attorney Podkopayeva.

Lilia Alexandrivna Podkopayeva was borned in Donetsk, Ukraine, on Aug. 15, 1978.  Her grandmother, who sadly gone to be with God in heaven, got her put in gymnastiks when she only had five years old.

Grandmother used to say, “Lilia – you keep running around yard naked all day, you gonna scare the oxes and they won’t pull the cart!  Then what gonna happen?”  And Lilia say, “Then put me in gymnastiks!”  And grandma say, “Well, just stop scaring oxes!

So Lilia got in gymnastiks and did real good.  Just before she turn 10 year old, she was sitting behind gym in Donetsk and waiting for mother to come pick her up in the ox cart.  Strange girl come up and start talking to her, and it was none other than attorney Piskun, only she wasn’t attorney at that time, just another gymnast.

The old ox cart with oxes ready to go into town!

Highlight of Lilia’s young life is when she win 1995 World Championships gold medal in All-Around, and then go to 1996 Atlanta Olympics and win gold medal there for All-Around.  Grandmother die shortly before Atlanta, so Lilia dedicate performance to grandmother’s spirit.

You can read story about when Lilia and Elena first meet if you want. Clit here!  (Damn!)

Attorney Piskun

Attorney Piskun.

Elena Mikhail Piskun was borned in Bobruisk, Belarus, on Feb. 2, 1978.  Her middle name comes from her dear father, who is called Mikhail, except when he was drinking the vodka, and then he was call all kind of things!

It is Mr. Piskun that put Elena in gymnastiks in 1984.  This move was cause Elena used to go around beating up boys in the neighborhood, and Mr. Piskun didn’t need no cops coming around the house with all the bootleg liquor he kept around there.

Highlight in Elena’s gymnastiks career include falling in love with attorney Podkopayeva (but she wasn’t attorney at that time) when she was 11 and Lilia was 10, and also gold medal on vault at 1993 World Championships and tie for gold medal on bars at 1996 World Championships.

Mr. Piskun, on the right, taking a nap after too much vodka!

Little known fact is that it was Elena that teach Lilia how to kiss.  One time after they first meet, they go to Lilia’s house and Elena make Lilia practice on one of those stand-up mirror till Lilia get it right, then they do it together all the time!

Anyway, so Lilia and Elena become friends and then lovers, and they even train for awhile together.  But mostly they learn that it is no use wasting time on boys and get right to the good stuff.

Lilia and Elena go to law school!

There was always plenty to do at law school, especially since there was all kind of lesbians running around there!

After gymnastiks ended, Lilia and Elena was heading into town in the ox cart one day to pick up load of turnips, and they talk about what to do now that they are world famous.  They decide to attend Law School of South Ukraine in Odessa.  After that, they sit around and try to figure how to make a bunch of money out of all the education.

In 2000, they open Law Offices of Podkopayeva & Piskun.  Didn’t do too good right away because it was hard to find a bunch of dykes who need legal help.  So they do a couple ads on TV, and then dykes start coming out of woodwork!

Before you know it, they got all kind of business, plus they meet lots of new friends.  Word keep spreading and news get around on how them attorneys at Law Offices of Podkopayeva & Piskun can get any lesbian off.

Today Lilia and Elena live in a real nice house on outskirt of Donetsk, which is Lilia’s home town.  They got a big yard and a pool and two pit bull doggies name Franco and Tortellini and a gay houseboy named Sergio who cooks and does laundry and cleans the pool sometime.

Life has been good to this attorneys, and they look forward to it getting a lot better as soon as they get more money to buy their dream house on the coast of France.

If you got anything to say to attorney Podkopayeva or attorney Piskun, you can contact them if you clit here. (Damn, another typo!)

We practice on the first floor of this nice office building in Donetsk.

Law Offices of Podkopayeva & Piskun

We know how to get any lesbian off!

Pr. Illyitcha, 88, first floor
Donetsk, Ukraine, Russia
+38 66 317-7753
Want to send e-mail?  Clit here.  (Damn, do it again!)

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