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Website launch party gets out of hand!

Hi all you peoples!

We had the big website launch party Saturday and it take us this long to recover and start telling you about it!

Our friends Zinulya and Katya after too many vodka margarita!

All our friends from all over the place show up and bring food and alcohol.  Normally we don’t drink at the office but this was special occasion.  Things got little out of hand, but it was still a lot of fun.

We go over to Sarah’s website and got pointers on her Shawn Johnson taco party. We play Pin Lyssenko squirrel tail hair on Dominique Dawes ass.  We find dead squirrel out in the parking lot and pretend it is Lyssenko’s pony tail.  Then we put poster of Dawes on the wall and take turns blindfolded pinning tail on the butt part of poster.

(Not explaining it too good cause of all those vodka margarita on Saturday still in our system!)

Anyway, attorney Piskun, she get this idea she want to do a pole dance like American stripper.  But we don’t got no poles in the office, so we go back out to parking lot and she dance around one of the light poles.  Is about 2 a.m. in the morning at that time.

Is not the same squirrel we use, but it looks just like him!

So all that going okay till cops show up.  Cop says, “Hey, what goes on here?” and attorney Piskun goes, “Doing a pole dance!  What – you hate lesbians?” and cop says, “Hey, one night with me and that dyke won’t be lez no more!”

So attorney Podkopayeva get his name and badge number cause we gonna take him in court for discrimination!

After cops leave, we go back inside and drink some more and look at our website and laugh and have all kind of fun.  It was great party, and it don’t end till 5 a.m. in the morning!

But now it’s back to work to defend dykes from whatever kind of trouble they get them selfs into.  We hoping to do this blog all the time and tell about the exciting cases we work on and other stuff too.

Lilia and Elena

Law Offices of Podkopayeva & Piskun

Crack attorneys Lilia Podkopayeva and Elena Piskun always throw good parties!

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