The Law Offices of Podkopayeva & Piskun

Serving Ukraine and all kind of other place!

Your crack attorneys, Lilia Podkopayeva and Elena Piskun.


Hi all you peoples!  Welcome from Lilia and Elena to the official website of Law Offices of Podkopayeva & Piskun.  It take us forever to make this thing, so we hope you find what you need fast and easy.

Them crack attorneys at Law Offices of Podkopayeva & Piskun, they are always dedicated to defending lesbians who got into legal troubles.  We handle case of discrimination, personal injury, intellectual property, assault, murder, government dispute and all kind of other thing.

To see our Practice Areas, clit here.  (Ooops!  Make a typo, but we gonna leave it anyway!)

If you are a lesbian with legal problem, attorneys Podkopayeva and Piskun are on your side! You owe it to your self to call +38 66 317-7753 right now!

Mission Statements

We promise to do the best job to defend our clients against all the trouble they can get in because they are lesbians.  We keep your case confidential and don’t talk about it to nobody – no matter how much French wine we got in us.

We commit to be your friend in time of need, two caring attorney who are pretty nice girls outside courtroom but will turn into ball-eaters when judge or jury try to derail our client.

Law Offices of Podkopayeva & Piskun

We know how to get any lesbian off!

Pr. Illyitcha, 88, first floor
Donetsk, Ukraine, Russia
+38 66 317-7753
Want to send e-mail?  Clit here.  (Damn, do it again!)


  1. February 13, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    Are you still out there Sarah?

    • February 15, 2012 at 9:32 pm

      Yes, my good friend, I’m still alive. Thank you for writing. I’m going to get back into the swing pretty soon. I didn’t know you knew about the Law Offices of P & P. I hope you like it, since I sweat blood creating it.

      Keep watching e-mail for new posts on the main site. It won’t be too much longer. I went through a really bad mess and am just now coming out of it. Thank you for being a friend.


  2. Pepper
    October 11, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    I think I’ve read the Law Offices of P & P…love those stories!!!

    Didn’t you incorporate P & P into the Amy Chow/Dominique Moceanu “feud”?

    • October 18, 2012 at 9:22 pm

      Yes, one of the heartaches of my writing career – Chow vs. Moceanu got stalled and will probably never be resurrected. I had big plans for that, but my life fell apart, and that’s that. And yes, P&P were hired to represent Amy, while Moceanu hired Shannon as legal representation.

      I’ve had a few good series fall apart because I’ve fallen apart, and I just try to let it go gently and not cry over it. At least Operation Gabbi came through with flying colors.

      This silly P&P website is pretty insane, but it’s funny.


  3. Pepper
    December 6, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    I Iove it!!

  4. Pepper
    December 6, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    I LOVE IT!

  5. Jeff
    March 27, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    Is there anybody out there? It appears that girlfrommalibu has gone private. Best wishes.

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